You Know You're from California if...


You know you're from California  if...


1.  Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are  visible.

2.  You make over $300,000 a year and still can't  afford a house.

3.  You take a bus and are shocked at two people  carrying on a conversation in  English.

4.  Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair,  a nose ring, and is named  Flower.

5..   You can't remember . . . is pot legal or illegal?

6.  You've been to a baby shower that has two  mothers and a sperm donor.

7.    You have a very strong opinion about where your  coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the  difference between Sumatran and  Ethiopian.

8.  You can't remember . . . is pot legal or illegal?

9.  A really great parking space can totally move  you to tears.

10    Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere  else in the  U.S

11    Unlike anywhere else in the world, the guy at 8:30 amat  Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses  who looks like George Clooney really IS George  Clooney.

12    Your car insurance costs as much as your house  payment.

13  You can't remember . . . is pot legal or illegal?

14    It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report  on every news station: 'STORM  WATCH.'

15   You pass an elementary school playground and the  children are all busy with their cell phones or  pagers.

16    It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you  leave for work an hour early to avoid all the  weather-related accidents.

17  HEY!!!! Is pot legal or illegal????

18  Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics,  personal trainers and cosmetic  surgeons.

19.  The  Terminator is your  governor.

20  If you drive illegally, they take your driver's  license. If you're in the United States  illegally, they give you  one