I'm a man, I can fix anything...
Begin forwarded message:
From: Julie Engberg <jengberg711@yahoo.com>
Date: 21. Dezember 2010 20:05:30 MEZ
To: undisclosed recipients: ;
Subject: Fw: I'm a man, I can fix anything...
Sent to me by a man, of course!
Don't have a spoon? I can fix that!
Seatbelt broken?
I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)
New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!
No bottle opener?
I can fix that! Room too dark using compact fluorescents?
I can fix that!
Electrical problem?
I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that! Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that! No ice chest?
I can fix that!
Can't read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that! Satellite go out in the rain?
I can fix that! Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?
I fixed that.
Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!
WTF?
Display rack falling over?
I can fix that! Desk overloaded?
I can fix that! Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?
I can fix that! Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that! No skate park in town?
I can fix that! and - last but not least - - - -
Out of diapers? I can fix that!















