I'm a man, I can fix anything...

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Begin forwarded message:

From: Julie Engberg <jengberg711@yahoo.com>
Date: 21. Dezember 2010 20:05:30 MEZ
To: undisclosed recipients: ;
Subject: Fw: I'm a man, I can fix anything...

Sent to me by a man, of course!

 

         Don't have a spoon?  I can fix that!


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Seatbelt broken?
I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)

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New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!

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No bottle opener?
I can fix that!

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Room too dark using compact fluorescents?
I can fix that!

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Electrical problem?
I can fix that!

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Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that!

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Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!

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No ice chest?
I can fix that!

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Can't read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!

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Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!

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Satellite go out in the rain?
I can fix that!

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Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?
I fixed that.

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Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!

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WTF?

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Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!

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Desk overloaded?
I can fix that!

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Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?
I can fix that!

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Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!

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Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!

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Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!

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No skate park in town?
I can fix that!

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and - last but not least - - - -


Out of diapers? I can fix that!

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